Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Women's Rights.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Feminism.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Women's rights.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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