What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Anthony sucks

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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