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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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