a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Gay's

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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chuck norris

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Anti Joke

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