A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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PEANIS!

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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im gay

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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