What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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