- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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