- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Anti Jokes = Drained

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

i have two hands.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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