- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Michel Moor on a die...

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

your mom was so fat that she died.

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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