Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Roses are red. Violets are purple

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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