What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

kesha is a virgin.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

A women left the kitchen.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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