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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Queens Park rangers

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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