- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Women's Rights

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

my gramma died

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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