- Anti Joke

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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