Please? No.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

what do you call a black chef glendon

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

dick dick dick... frogs

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

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