A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's white and gluey Glue

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

My parents died!

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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