Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

5 people are walking

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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