whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What's the deal with brown?

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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