What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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I shot a bitch.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Religion.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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