Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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