- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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