I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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A kid has no friends.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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