- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Daym im romantic

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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