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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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