What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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