- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Just found out that it doesn't work.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Penis-biter

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

2 + 2 = fish

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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