- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

diarrhea.

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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