roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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girls basketball

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Neil Lewis

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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