Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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