- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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