- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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