whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

The NBA and womens sports

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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What's a joke? Funny

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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