violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

banana

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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