how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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your social life.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Asians

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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