- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Dusters blow stuff.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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