One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Women's Rights.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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