Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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