What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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long in the tooth!

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bees knees

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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