Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Face Hunter is scum

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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