your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

216-409-7176 Call me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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