- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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