did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

No thank you, I don't like violence

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

joke under this line wins _________________________

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

I have a gay camel

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Hey, Max!!

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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