what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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no pun intended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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knock knock There's no door

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Sixty... eight

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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