I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

why was the boy sad? because.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What did death say to life? Go die

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.