why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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