- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

steven hawking walks into a bar

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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