What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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eden stop

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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