- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

How old is your mom Dead

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Winter

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