What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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