A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Women's Rights.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Boob

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Anti Joke

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